Limerick (Part 4)

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A bull saw a cow and said MOO
And hello there, how do you do?

5742

A bull saw a cow and said MOO
And hello there, how do you do?
But the cow just ate grass

5743

A bull saw a cow and said MOO
And hello there, how do you do?
But the cow just ate grass
And ignored the Bulls pass

5744

A bull saw a cow and said MOO
And hello there, how do you do?
But the cow just ate grass
And ignored the Bulls pass
the bull said “Oh,didn’t see it was you!”

As I sit in my sandals and shorts

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As I sit in my sandals and shorts
Watching TV and all the sports

5746

As I sit in my sandals and shorts
Watching TV and all the sports
With a sarnie and beer in my hand

5747

As I sit in my sandals and shorts
Watching TV and all the sports
With a sarnie and beer in my hand
Watching football is grand

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As I sit in my sandals and shorts
Watching TV and all the sports
With a sarnie and beer in my hand
Watching football is grand
I am here all alone with my thoughts.

Must pop into town in a mo

5749

Must pop into town in a mo
Why, are you meeting a beau?

5750

Must pop into town in a mo
Why, are you meeting a beau?
Or is it a shopping spree?

5751

Must pop into town in a mo
Why, are you meeting a beau?
Or is it a shopping spree?
Maybe to buy a new tree?

5752

Must pop into town in a mo
Why, are you meeting a beau?
Or is it a shopping spree?
Maybe to buy a new tree?
Quite frankly, I really don’t know

I had a phone call today

5753

I had a phone call today
From who, they didn’t say

5754

I had a phone call today
From who, they didn’t say
But they said I had won

5755

I had a phone call today
From whom, they didn’t say
But they said I had won
and bank details are fun

5756

I had a phone call today
From whom, they didn’t say
But they said I had won
and bank details are fun
But make sure you don’t give them away

5757

The rain has dried up and gone

5758

The rain has dried up and gone
So raincoat I’ve no need to don

5759

The rain has dried up and gone
So raincoat I’ve no need to don
Splashing in puddles is out of the question

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The rain has dried up and gone
So raincoat I’ve no need to don
Splashing in puddles is out of the question
So just make another suggestion