Limerick (Part 4)

The rain has dried up and gone
So raincoat I’ve no need to don
Splashing in puddles is out of the question
So just make another suggestion
Get out paddles and let’s play Donkey Kong.

I’ve finally recalled the name of the song

I’ve finally recalled the name of the song
Tell us so we can all sing along

I’ve finally recalled the name of the song
Tell us so we can all sing along
Time In A Bottle strummed on a guitar

I’ve finally recalled the name of the song
Tell us so we can all sing along
Time In A Bottle strummed on a guitar
I may sing along when I’m driving my car

I’ve finally recalled the name of the song
Tell us so we can all sing along
Time In A Bottle strummed on a guitar
I may sing along when I’m driving my car
Driving and singing? That’s just wrong

The air is sticky and heavy

The air is sticky and heavy
Here’s drinks, I’ve offered a bevy

The air is sticky and heavy
Here’s drinks, I’ve offered a bevy
Ice cold I hope

The air is sticky and heavy
Here’s drinks, I’ve offered a bevy
Ice cold I hope
I’m sure I could cope

The air is sticky and heavy
Here’s drinks, I’ve offered a bevy
Ice cold I hope
I’m sure I could cope
But not while I’m driving my Chevvy

While driving my car with the A/C on

While driving my car with the A/C on
In front of me slithered a massive python

While driving my car with the A/C on
In front of me slithered a massive python
The big snake went “Hissss”

While driving my car with the A/C on
In front of me slithered a massive python
The big snake went “Hissss”
Said Gi’us Kissss

While driving my car with the A/C on
In front of me slithered a massive python
The big snake went “Hissss”
Said Gi’us Kissss
Then shed his skin made of nylon

As Herbie walked out to empty his trash

As Herbie walked out to empty his trash
He heard what sounded just like a car crash

As Herbie walked out to empty his trash
He heard what sounded just like a car crash
So he ran down the road

As Herbie walked out to empty his trash
He heard what sounded just like a car crash
So he ran down the road
Whilst scattering his own load

As Herbie walked out to empty his trash
He heard what sounded just like a car crash
So he ran down the road
Whilst scattering his own load
That he’d got at the boot fair for cash

Sometimes you just have to let go