Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
5721

I joined a club for old gits
And it really is the pits

5722

I joined a club for old gits
And it really is the pits
We have lunch and a pud

5723

I joined a club for old gits
And it really is the pits
We have lunch and a pud
Which was really good
But ended up giving you the sh*ts

5724

A storm has been forecast today

5725

A storm has been forecast today
I’ll be staying at home come what may

5726

A storm has been forecast today
I’ll be staying at home come what may
I know it is silly
but storms give me the willies

5727

A storm has been forecast today
I’ll be staying at home come what may
I know it is silly
but storms give me the willies
Well you’d better stay home and pray

While rubbing an old lamp that I found

5728

While rubbing an old lamp I found
A Genie said something profound

5729

While rubbing an old lamp I found
A Genie said something profound
“To you three wishes I grant”

5730

While rubbing an old lamp I found
A Genie said something profound
“To you three wishes I grant”
“Now stop rubbing whot’s down your pant”

5731

While rubbing an old lamp I found
A Genie said something profound
“To you three wishes I grant”
“Now stop rubbing whot’s down your pant”
Nowt there, but you may hear a sound! :mrgreen:

5732

There once was a man that I knew,

5733

There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you

5734

There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit

5735

There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit
That his desire had quit

5736

There was once a man that I knew
Who had a secret between me and you
He would not admit
That his desire had quit
So his attempts had become very few!

Just as I was going to bed

5737

Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head

5738

Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while

5739

Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while
Then a thought made me smile

5740

Just as I was going to bed
I tripped up and banged my head
I lay for a while
Then a thought made me smile
I’ll raid the fridge instead

A bull saw a cow and said MOO