My flowers are starting to wilt
And I need some cool air up me kilt
My flowers are starting to wilt
And I need some cool air up me kilt
Do you go commando?
My flowers are starting to wilt
And I need some cool air up me kilt
Do you go commando?
Yes, I’m a true Scot, you should know
My flowers are starting to wilt
And I need some cool air up me kilt
Do you go commando?
Yes, I’m a true Scot, you should know
And I do so without any guilt!
When leaving for town on a hot, sultry day
When leaving for town on a hot, sultry day
White van man delivered a parcel from eBay
When leaving for town on a hot, sultry day
White van man delivered a parcel from eBay
A cooling fan perhaps?
When leaving for town on a hot, sultry day
White van man delivered a parcel from eBay
A cooling fan perhaps?
Paperwork signed for the chaps
When leaving for town on a hot, sultry day
Whie van man delivered a parcel from eBay
A cooling fan perhaps?
Paperwork signed for the chaps
Who’d apparently lost their way.
The sow eyed the huge new boar
The sow eyed the huge new boar
And thought to herself “Cor!”
The sow eyed the huge new boar
And thought to herself “Cor!”
But the boar was quite wild
The sow eyed the huge new boar
And thought to herself “Cor!”
But the boar was quite wild
And the sow was quite mild
The sow eyed the huge new boar
And thought to herself “Cor!”
But the boar was quite wild
And the sow was quite mild
So, no piglets due there, I’m sure!
A circus had come into town
A circus had come into town
I’m hoping to see Coco the clown
A circus had come into town
I’m hoping to see Coco the clown
Three rings to behold
A circus had come into town
I’m hoping to see Coco the clown
Three rings to behold
Lion tamers so bold
A circus had come into town
I’m hoping to see Coco the clown
Three rings to behold
Lion tamers so bold
All amazing 'til the tent comes down.
After answering a knock at my door
After answering a knock at my door
A gust of wind sent me crashing to the floor
After answering a knock at my door
A gust of wind sent me crashing to the floor
Bruised elbows and knees
After answering a knock at my door
A gust of wind sent me crashing to the floor
Bruised elbows and knees
Then I discovered the fleas
After answering a knock at my door
A gust of wind sent me crashing to the floor
Bruised elbows and knees
Then I discovered the fleas
Could this day deteriorate more
I joined a club for old gits