Must buy some more gin on the morrow
The dosh I might have to borrow
Must buy some more gin on the morrow
The dosh I might have to borrow
Some more tonic as well
Must buy some more gin on the morrow
The dosh I might have to borrow
Some more tonic as well
My thirst it must quell
Must buy some more gin on the morrow
The dosh I might have to borrow
Some more tonic as well
My thirst it must quell
Empty bottles will be my own sorrow
“Once bitten, quite shy” a quote often used
“Once bitten, quite shy” a quote often used
By any fair maidens who’ve been used and abused
“Once bitten, quite shy” a quote often used
By any fair maidens who’ve been used and abused
Also by blokes who’ve been strung along
“Once bitten, quite shy” a quote often used
By any fair maidens who’ve been used and abused
Also by blokes who’ve been strung along
And felt they have been treated wrong
“Once bitten, quite shy” a quote often used
By any fair maidens who’ve been used and abused
Also by blokes who’ve been strung along
And felt they have been treated wrong
Forgive me for saying now I’m also confused
She wanted to know about ways to begin
She wanted to know about ways to begin
For fear that an error may lead her to sin
She wanted to know about ways to begin
For fear that an error may lead her to sin
She was so quiet and shy
She wanted to know about ways to begin
For fear that an error may lead her to sin
She was so quiet and shy
When speaking her mouth would go dry
She wanted to know about ways to begin
For fear that an error may lead her to sin
She was so quiet and shy
When speaking her mouth would go dry
Problem solved with a glass of neat gin
The humidity’s getting to high
The humidity’s getting to high
And, I feel as though I shall die
The humidity’s getting too high
And, I feel as though I shall die
You need a large fan
The humidity’s getting too high
And, I feel as though I shall die
You need a large fan
as you dance the can-can
The humidity’s getting too high
And, I feel as though I shall die
You need a large fan
as you dance the can-can
While flashing a bit of thigh
It’s really too hot to dance
It’s really too hot to dance
Let’s gamble and take a chance
It’s really too hot to dance
Let’s gamble and take a chance
So Judd puts down his glass
But then slips on his **** 
It’s really too hot to dance
Let’s gamble and take a chance
So Judd puts down his glass
But then slips on his **** 
While on his way home from France
My flowers are starting to wilt