Limerick (Part 4)

Beers are chilling ready for the England game
Some supporters go quite insane
They’re praying for a win

Beers are chilling ready for the England game
Some supporters go quite insane
They’re praying for a win
Will surely make a din

Beers are chilling ready for the England game
Some supporters go quite insane
They’re praying for a win
Will surely make a din
And their life won’t be the same again.

How are you liking this heat?

How are you liking this heat?
They tell me it’s hotter than Crete

How are you liking this heat?
They tell me it’s hotter than Crete
Can’t cope with much more

How are you liking this heat?
They tell me it’s hotter than Crete
Can’t cope with much more
Cool caves I’ll explore

How are you liking this heat?
They tell me it’s hotter than Crete
Can’t cope with much more
Cool caves I’ll explore
Or a river to dangle my feet

They say do not lay in the sun

They say do not lay in the sun
The print will stick to your bum

They say do not lay in the sun
The print will stick to your bum
The mail is much better

They say do not lay in the sun
The print will stick to your bum
The mail is much better
So it says in this letter

They say do not lay in the sun
The print will stick to your bum
The mail is much better
So it says in this letter
Still, reading your backside is fun!

Never a day goes by I don’t think

Never a day goes by I don’t think
I could do with a good swift drink

Never a day goes by I don’t think
I could do with a good swift drink
Today is no exception,

Never a day goes by I don’t think
I could do with a good swift drink
Today is no exception,
Depending upon one’s perception

Never a day goes by I don’t think
I could do with a good swift drink
Today is no exception,
Depending upon one’s perception
Just make mine a small one (wink, wink)

“Would you prefer with or without ice?”, I ask

“Would you prefer with or without ice?”, I ask
I’ll just drink mine straight from my hip flask

Would you prefer with our without ice, I ask
I’ll just drink mine straight from my hip flask
I’ll sit down in the shade

Would you prefer with our without ice, I ask
I’ll just drink mine straight from my hip flask
I’ll sit down in the shade
And, I’ll try to behave,

Would you prefer with our without ice, I ask
I’ll just drink mine straight from my hip flask
I’ll sit down in the shade
And, I’ll try to behave,
But that is a difficult task

Must buy some more gin on the morrow