Limerick (Part 4)

A slice of rye bread with butter spread on it
I fancy some jam, not a lot, just a bit
Although y’can’t beat Marmite

A slice of rye bread with butter spread on it
I fancy some jam, not a lot, just a bit
Although y’can’t beat Marmite
Well I hate it, is that alright?

A slice of rye bread with butter spread on it
I fancy some jam, not a lot, just a bit
Although y’can’t beat Marmite
Well I hate it, is that alright?
As limericks go this one does lack a bit

I once met a person who said

I once met a person who said
“Nice to see you, I thought you were dead”

I once met a person who said
“Nice to see you, I thought you were dead”
To which he replied

I once met a person who said
“Nice to see you, I thought you were dead”
To which he replied
“I am,I just died”

I once met a person who said
“Nice to see you, I thought you were dead”
To which he replied
“I am,I just died”
So I thought ! He’s not right in the head

A lady once said she was sad

A lady once said she was sad
The eggs she had bought were all bad

A lady once said she was sad
The eggs she had bought were all bad
So she couldn’t bake her cake

A lady once said she was sad
The eggs she had bought were all bad
So she couldn’t bake her cake
Instead took a swim in the lake

A lady once said she was sad
The eggs she had bought were all bad
So she couldn’t bake her cake
Instead took a swim in the lake
And the folk on the shore said you’re mad.

As the sun slowly sinks in the West

As the sun slowly sinks in the West
I hope we have not seen the best

As the sun slowly sinks in the West
I hope we have not seen the best
For some come out to play at night

As the sun slowly sinks in the West
I hope we have not seen the best
For some come out to play at night
With their curlers in, oh what a sight

As the sun slowly sinks in the West
I hope we have not seen the best
For some come out to play at night
With their curlers in, oh what a sight
And gazing with contentment in breast.

Gertie went for a swim in the lake

Gertie went for a swim in the lake
In the nude, causing everyone a double take

Gertie went for a swim in the lake
In the nude, causing everyone a double take
Canoers tipped over

Gertie went for a swim in the lake
In the nude, causing everyone a double take
Canoers tipped over
from London to Dover

Gertie went for a swim in the lake
In the nude, causing everyone a double take
Canoers tipped over
from London to Dover
They thought they’d seen a whale, for goodness sake!

Beers are chilling ready for the England game

Beers are chilling ready for the England game
Some supporters go quite insane