It looks like the heatwave may break
Then whinges about raining you’ll make
Sadly that’s true
But between me and you
It looks like the heatwave may break
Then whinges about raining you’ll make
Sadly that’s true
But between me and you
I’d rather be eating some cake
There was a young woman who said
There was a young woman who said
Her husband spends too long in bed
There was a young woman who said
Her husband spends too long in bed
“He’s a lazy fat swine”
There was a young woman who said
Her husband spends too long in bed
“He’s a lazy fat swine”
She’d continuously whine
There was a young woman who said
Her husband spends too long in bed
“He’s a lazy fat swine”
She’d continuously whine
Then looked for his replacement instead.
A frog hopped too far at one time
A frog who hopped too far at one time
Ended up on a railway line
A frog who hopped too far at one time
Ended up on a railway line
His direction was shaken
A frog who hopped too far at one time
Ended up on a railway line
His direction was shaken
By the route he had taken
A frog who hopped too far at one time
Ended up on a railway line
His direction was shaken
By the route he had taken
but he hopped on a bus and was fine.
England,on penalties,won
England,on penalties,won
Watching that game was no fun
England,on penalties,won
Watching that game was no fun
Columbia were a dirty team
England,on penalties,won
Watching that game was no fun
Columbia were a dirty team
But now their out of the dream
England,on penalties,won
Watching that game was no fun
Columbia were a dirty team
Cheating was their theme
England,on penalties,won
Watching that game was no fun
Columbia were a dirty team
Cheating was their theme
but WE showed 'em just who’s Top Gun!
As a comedian,I’d make a good mortitian
As a comedian,I’d make a good mortician
You’ll have to learn to be funny, make it a mission
As a comedian, I’d make a good mortician
You’ll have to learn to be funny, make it a mission
But not like McIntyre he’s as funny as boils
As a comedian, I’d make a good mortician
You’ll have to learn to be funny, make it a mission
But not like McIntyre, he’s funny as boils
Everything he says, he always spoils
(This the worse limerick I’ve seen for a long time)! :roll:
As a comedian, I’d make a good mortician
You’ll have to learn to be funny, make it a mission
But not like McIntyre, he’s funny as boils
Everything he says, he always spoils
Limerick ended, it’s my decision.
*You are welcome, Mups
A slice of rye bread with butter spread on it
A slice of rye bread with butter spread on it
I fancy some jam, not a lot, just a bit