Limerick (Part 4)

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There was a young lady from Thrace
Who’s corsets would no longer lace
Her mother said "Nellie
"There’s more in your belly
"Than ever went in through your face.

Amusing, Besoeker, but not really the point of the thread
Why don’t you try to add the last line to what Tezza started?

Seems Co2 is now running short
I caught that on the news I thought
It’s not need for real ale
Which some drink from a pail …

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Seems Co2 is now running short
I caught that on the news I thought
It’s not need for real ale
Which some drink from a pail …
Maybe open a bottle of port

There was a young man from Toulouse

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There was a young man from Toulouse
Who bought himself Citroen-powered shoes

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There was a young man from Toulouse
Who bought himself Citroen-powered shoes
While out running one day

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There was a young man from Toulouse
Who bought himself Citroen-powered shoes
While out running one day
In the middle of May

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There was a young man from Toulouse
Who bought Citroen powered shoes
While out running one day
In the middle of May
He took off - and was seen on the News.

This heatwave is carrying on

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This heatwave is carrying on
Another week and it will be gone

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This heatwave is carrying on
Another week and it will be gone
But wildlife is dying

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This heatwave is carrying on
Another week and it will be gone
But wildlife is dying
And I am frying

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This heatwave is carrying on
Another week and it will be gone
But wildlife is dying
And I am frying
yet,we’ll whinge when it rains,won’t we John!

Oh dear,this month we’ve had sun!!

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Oh dear, this month we’ve had sun!
Well mind it don’t burn your bum

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Oh dear, this month we’ve had sun!
Well mind it don’t burn your bum
My bum I don’t expose

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Oh dear, this month we’ve had sun!
Well mind it don’t burn your bum
My bum I don’t expose
Only burned bit’s my nose

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Oh dear, this month we’ve had sun
Well mind it don’t burn your bum
My bum I don’t expose
Only burnt bit’s my nose
Bet that weren’t a lot of fun.

I hope I sleep better tonight

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I hope I sleep better tonight
If it’s cooler then surely I might

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I hope I sleep better tonight
If it’s cooler then surely I might
Then again, I might toss and turn

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I hope I sleep better tonight
If it’s cooler then surely I might
Then again, I might toss and turn
Especially if I lie on the sun burn

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I hope I sleep better tonight
If it’s cooler then surely I might
Then again, I might toss and turn
Especially if I lie on the sun burn
Ouch :bangbang: I feel sad for your plight

It looks like the heatwave may break

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It looks like the heatwave may break
then whinges about raining you’ll make

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It looks like the heatwave may break
Then whinges about raining you’ll make
Sadly that’s true