Limerick (Part 4)

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A much cooler evening ahead
Good, I will be more comfy in bed

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A much cooler evening ahead
Good, I will be more comfy in bed
Laying on top in the nude

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A much cooler evening ahead
Good, I will be more comfy in bed
Laying on top in the nude
I shall cover my eyes, I’m a prude :wink:

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A much cooler evening ahead
Good, I will be more comfy in bed
Laying on top in the nude
I shall cover my eyes, I’m a prude
No doubt my face will be bright red.

I may have to buy more sun cream

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I may have to buy more sun cream
To hide my skin from burning suns beam

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I may have to buy more sun cream
To hide my skin from burning suns beam
It’s been so hot

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I may have to buy more sun cream
To hide my skin from suns beam
It’s been so hot
But i love it a lot

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I may have to buy more sun cream
To hide my skin from suns beam
It’s been so hot
But i love it a lot
But need some rain soon it would seem

Me water butts empty I fear

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Me water butts empty I fear
There’ll be rain next week so I hear

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Me water butt’s empty I fear
There’ll be rain next week so I hear
I’m using the hose

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Me water butt’s empty I fear
There’ll be rain next week so I hear
I’m using the hose
To water my rose

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Me water butt’s empty I fear
There’ll be rain next week so I hear
I’m using the hose
To water my rose
But, I won’t give them any of my beer.

I bought 6 baby chicks at the fair

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I bought 6 baby chicks at the fair
Carried them home with great care

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I bought 6 baby chicks at the fair
Carried them home with great care
Made them a nice pen

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I bought 6 baby chicks at the fair
Carried them home with great care
Made them a nice pen
Got them settled and then

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I bought 6 baby chicks at the fair
Carried them home with great care
Made them a nice pen
Got them settled and then
Had them deep fried to medium rare.

Seems CO2 Is now running short

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Seems Co2 is now running short
I caught that on the news I thought

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#5597 Seems Co2 is now running short
I caught that on the news I thought
It’s not needed for real ale

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Seems Co2 is now running short
I caught that on the news I thought
It’s not need for real ale
Which some drink from a pail

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There was a young lady from Thrace
Who’s corsets would no longer lace
Her mother said "Nellie
"There’s more in your belly
"Than ever went in through your face.