Our Eric went fishing one day
sitting on the dock of the bay
he started to sing
And play with his ding-a-ling
Our Eric went fishing one day
Sitting on the dock of the bay
He started to sing
And play with his ding-a-ling
And caught a mermaid called Fay.
Fay had the most beautiful tail
Fay had the most beautiful tail
But one day got caught in a gale
Fay had the most beautiful tail
But one day got caught in a gail
So she swam fast and deep
Fay had the most beautiful tail
But one day got caught in a gale
So she swam fast and deep
And taking a gigantic leap,
Fay had the most beautiful tail
But one day got caught in a gale
So she swam fast and deep
And taking a gigantic leap,
Came out like a ruddy great whale.
I’ve just cut the grass, what a chore
I’ve just cut the grass, what a chore
although I’m certain I’ve done it before
I’ve just cut the grass, what a chore
although I’m certain I’ve done it before
But it grows back so fast
I’ve just cut the grass, what a chore
although I’m certain I’ve done it before
But it grows back so fast
Will my energy last
I’ve just cut the grass, what a chore
Although I’m certain I’ve done it before
But it grows back so fast
Will my energy last
Or will I collapse on the floor
The tortoise and hare had a race
The tortoise and hare had a race
The hare really set a fast pace
The tortoise and hare had a race
The hare really set a fast pace
But the tortoise set off in pursuit
The tortoise and hare had a race
The hare really set a fast pace
But the tortoise set off in pursuit
With a shortcut to get to the loot
The tortoise and hare had a race
The hare really set a fast pace
But the tortoise set off in pursuit
With a shortcut to get to the loot
And the umpire is now on his case
I’ve just missed the bus into town
I’ve just missed the bus into town
Cos I’m still in me dressing gown
I’ve just missed the bus into town
Cos I’m still in me dressing gown
which is awks-I’m the driver!
I’ve just missed the bus into town
Cos I’m still in me dressing gown
which is awks-I’m the driver!
And I’ve become a right skiver
I’ve just missed the bus into town
Cos I’m still in me dressing gown
which is awks-I’m the driver!
And I’ve become a right skiver
in fact I’m a bit of a clown
Although you can’t tell it from this,
Although you can’t tell it from this,
I’ve never experienced a French kiss
Although you can’t tell it from this,
I’ve never experienced a French kiss
but I’ve had a French Fry