Limerick (Part 4)

Although you can’t tell it from this,
I’ve never experienced a French kiss
but I’ve had a French Fry
And in my mind’s eye

Although you can’t tell it from this,
I’ve never experienced a French kiss
but I’ve had a French Fry
And in my mind’s eye
it was ‘‘un avant-gout du bonheur’’ [’‘a taste of bliss’’]

Oh dear,I’ve done it again

it was ‘‘un avant-gout du bonheur’’ [’‘a taste of bliss’’]

Ooh la la

Oh dear, I’ve done it again
I’ve drank far too much champagne

Oh dear, I’ve done it again
I’ve drank far too much champagne
now I’m sitting here giggling

Oh dear, I’ve done it again
I’ve drank far too much champagne
now I’m sitting here giggling
While my mammary glands are wiggling

Oh dear, I’ve done it again
I’ve drank far too much champagne
now I’m sitting here giggling
While my mammary glands are wiggling
and STILL I’m driving this train!

I didn’t intend to get drunk

I didn’t intend to get drunk
But I don’t live my life like a monk

I didn’t intend to get drunk
But I don’t live my life like a monk
so I’ll get out of this habit

I didn’t intend to get drunk
But I don’t live my life like a monk
so I’ll get out of this habit
And give it back to the abbot

I didn’t intend to get drunk
But I don’t live my life like a monk
so I’ll get out of this habit
And give it back to the abbot
and [God willing] score some well tasty skunk.

Quelle suprise,I’m in trouble again

Quelle surprise, I’m in trouble again
Said the man to his wife - and then

Quelle surprise, I’m in trouble again
Said the man to his wife - and then
She bopped him with her frying pan

Quelle surprise, I’m in trouble again
Said the man to his wife - and then
She bopped him with her frying pan
So he took to his heels and ran

Quelle surprise, I’m in trouble again
Said the man to his wife - and then
She bopped him with her frying pan
So he took to his heels and ran
Now he’s living in a hippy commune surrounded by gorgeous nymphettes and doesn’t give a hoot that the last line is too long and doesn’t rhyme…again.

Still,never mind,let’s all have a go

Still,never mind,let’s all have a go
It’s a free for all and so

Still,never mind,let’s all have a go
It’s a free for all and so
let’s all have a bash

Still,never mind,let’s all have a go
It’s a free for all and so
let’s all have a bash
Replies, please, in a flash

Still,never mind,let’s all have a go
It’s a free for all and so
let’s all have a bash
Replies, please, in a flash
Are we allowed to say no?

A heatwave is upon next week

A heatwave is upon us next week
Sun creme and shelter I’ll seek