Limerick (Part 4)

It’s Sunday tomorrow, all day
Well to midnight anyway
Tis my most favourite day
Cos in bed I can stay

It’s Sunday tomorrow, all day
Well to midnight anyway
Tis my most favourite day
Cos in bed I can stay
Och no, sun is shining - let’s make hay.

I’m scunnered already with football

I’m scunnered already with football
Me too, it doesn’t enthrall

I’m scunnered already with football
Me too, it doesn’t enthrall
although it sure does beat tennis

I’m scunnered already with football
Me too, it doesn’t enthral
Although it sure does beat tennis
Nah, its fans are a menace

I’m scunnered already with football
Me too, it doesn’t enthral
Although it sure does beat tennis
Nah, its fans are a menace
And they have many yobs and all.

When Bertie went out on his bike

When Bertie went out on his bike
It was something he really did like

When Bertie went out on his bike
It was something he really did like
But then Flo thumbed a lift

When Bertie went out on his bike
It was something he really did like
But then Flo thumbed a lift
Gave the driver a gift

When Bertie went out on his bike
It was something he really did like
But then Flo thumbed a lift
Gave the driver a gift
And they decided to buy a trike.

So the football season is here

So the football season is here
competing with tennis,I fear

So the football season is here
Competing with tennis, I fear
It’ll soon drive me nuts

So the football season is here
Competing with tennis, I fear
It’ll soon drive me nuts
No ifs and no buts

So the football season is here
Competing with tennis, I fear
It’ll soon drive me nuts
No ifs and no buts
For Andy will we soon shed a tear?

Well, England has won its first game

Well, England has won its first game
And nobody hurt or lame

Well, England has won its first game
And nobody hurt or lame
So have Russia & Japan

Well, England has won its first game
And nobody hurt or lame
So have Russia & Japan
Can’t say I’m a fan

Well England has won its first game
And nobody hurt or lame
So have Russia & Japan
Can’t say I’m a fan
I can’t even tell you one name!

Our Eric went fishing one day

Our Eric went fishing one day
Sitting on the dock of the bay

Our Eric went fishing one day
sitting on the dock of the bay
he started to sing