Limerick (Part 4)

Just a quick visit and I’m having me dinner
Something quite tasty, yum, sounds like a winner

Just a quick visit and I’m having me dinner
Something quite tasty, yum, sounds like a winner
And then back to work

Just a quick visit and I’m having me dinner
Something quite tasty, yum, sounds like a winner
And then back to work
There’s no time to shirk

Just a quick visit and I’m having me dinner
Something quite tasty, yum, sounds like a winner
And then back to work
There’s no time to shirk
Then off to another job in Pinner.

My ironing is piled up so high

My ironing is piled up so high
even ‘creaseless’ shirts-I wonder why

My ironing is piled up so high
even ‘creaseless’ shirts-I wonder why
Why do ironing? A waste of time

My ironing is piled up so high
even ‘creaseless’ shirts - I wonder why
Why do ironing? A waste of time
It’s not a favourite job of mine

My ironing is piled up so high
even ‘creaseless’ shirts - I wonder why
Why do ironing? A waste of time
It’s not a favourite job of mine
Then why do it says Judd with a sigh

My washing is folded straight from the line

My washing is folded straight from the line
I fold each shirt, one at a time

My washing is folded straight from the line
I fold each shirt, one at a time
Then on a pile they go

My washing is folded straight from the line
I fold each shirt, one at a time
Then on a pile they go
to be ironed,y’know,

My washing is folded straight from the line
I fold each shirt, one at a time
Then on a pile they go
to be ironed,y’know,
Yours might be but not mine

Am off out on the lash tonight

Am off out on the lash tonight
Drunk and disorderly - what a sight

Am off out on the lash tonight
Drunk and disorderly - what a sight
I’ll have three Jager Bombs

Am off out on the lash tonight
Drunk and disorderly - what a sight
I’ll have three Jager Bombs
Drunk only by poms

Am off out on the lash tonight
Drunk and disorderly - what a sight
I’ll have three Jager Bombs
Drunk only by poms
Then sleep well for the rest of the night.

It’s Sunday tomorrow, all day

It’s Sunday tomorrow, all day
Well up to midnight anyway

It’s Sunday tomorrow, all day
Well to midnight anyway
Tis my most favourite day