Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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While going to the pub for a beer
I got dressed up in all my best gear
Well,you know how it feels
When you eat jellied eels

5462

While going to the pub for a beer
I got dressed up in all my best gear
Well,you know how it feels
When you eat jellied eels
and you know you’re the best-dressed man here!

But Tezza said ''Fetch me my toast"!

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But Tezza said ''Fetch me my toast"!
Before I set off for the coast

5464

But Tezza said ''Fetch me my toast"!
Before I set off for the coast.
Remember,TWO pots of jam

5465

But Tezza said ''Fetch me my toast"!
Before I set off for the coast.
Remember,TWO pots of jam
Maybe some sliced ham

5466

But Tezza said ''Fetch me my toast"!
Before I set off for the coast.
Remember,TWO pots of jam
Maybe some sliced ham
I’d rather a nice Sunday roast

A bloke on a forum once said

5467

A bloke on a forum once said
“I shouldn’t let my heart rule my head”

5468

A bloke on a forum once said
“I shouldn’t let my heart rule my head”
Tho’ that may be true

5469

A bloke on a forum once said
“I shouldn’t let my heart rule my head”
Tho’ that may be true
I very often do

5470

A bloke on a forum once said
“I shouldn’t let my heart rule my head”
Tho’ that may be true
I very often do
which is why I’m so often in bed!

Although Rhian once tried a cigar

5471

Although Rhian once tried a cigar
While sitting alone at the bar

5472

Although Rhian once tried a cigar
While sitting alone at the bar
and blowing smoke rings

5473

Although Rhian once tried a cigar
While sitting alone at the bar
and blowing smoke rings
While the fat lady sings

5474

Although Rhian once tried a cigar
While sitting alone at the bar
and blowing smoke rings
While the fat lady sings
She really didn’t get very far

5475

Another Friday comes round again

5476

Another Friday comes round again
The weekend’s soon here, and then

5477

Another Friday comes round again
The weekend’s soon here, and then
a chance to watch the England game

5478

Another Friday comes round again
The weekend’s soon here, and then
a chance to watch the England game
Probably wonder why they came

5479

Another Friday comes round again
The weekend’s soon here, and then
a chance to watch the England game
Probably wonder why they came
They may as well stay on the plane

5480

Just a quick visit and I’m having me dinner