When the sealions got better
They said “We need Mups, let’s go get 'er”
But Mups wasn’t home
And she’d taken her phone
When the sealions got better
They said “We need Mups, let’s go get 'er”
But Mups wasn’t home
And she’d taken her phone
And gone out to post a letter
The Mups’ letter needed a stamp
The Mups’ letter needed a stamp
But the stamp had got a bit damp
The Mups’ letter needed a stamp
But the stamp had got a bit damp,
so Mups whipped out her spares
The Mups’ letter needed a stamp
But the stamp had got a bit damp,
So Mups whipped out her spares
Which she kept in her flares
The Mups’ letter needed a stamp
But the stamp had got a bit damp,
So Mups whipped out her spares
Which she kept in her flares
and handed it to her postman,who’s camp.
So,off he minced away down the street
So off he minced, away down the street,
With his great long legs and big smelly feet
So off he minced, away down the street,
With his great long legs and big smelly feet;
away he did scamper
So off he minced, away down the street,
With his great long legs and big smelly feet;
away he did scamper
But the mail he did tamper
So off he minced away down the street
With his great long legs and big smelly feet
Away he did scamper
But the mail he did scamper
So the last line i had to delete.
This posh car came down the main road
This posh car came down the main road
Pulled up outside my humble abode
This posh car came down the main road
Pulled up outside my simple abode
A young man got out
This posh car came down the main road
Pulled up outside my simple abode
A young man got out
But he was a lager lout
This posh car came down the main road
Pulled up outside my simple abode
A young man got out
But he was a lager lout
And has a face loke a toad. 
When Fred went to feed his hens
This posh car came down the main road
Pulled up outside my humble abode
A young man got out
But he was a lager lout
Plus he looked like an overweight toad.
There was a young man from Belgrade
Too late EZ. 
When Fred went to feed his hens
He lost one of his contact lens
When Fred went to feed his hens
He lost one of his contact lens,
so he fumbled around
When Fred went to feed his hens
He lost one of his contact lens
so he fumbled around
But instead he found