But the bull knew the secret y’see
He was wiser than both you and me
But the bull knew the secret y’see
He was wiser than both you and me;
With some grease & a table
But the bull knew the secret y’see
He was wiser than both you and me;
With some grease & a table
The bull was able
But the bull knew the secret y’see
He was wiser than both you and me;
With some grease & a table
The bull was able
to turn a ‘twosome’ into a ‘three’.
But the farmers wife came suddenly in
But the farmers wife came suddenly in
And couldn’t believe the din
But the farmers wife came suddenly in
And couldn’t believe the din,
she grabbed the hot poker
But the farmers wife came suddenly in
And couldn’t believe the din,
She grabbed the hot poker
And whacked the big joker
But the farmers wife came suddenly in
And couldn’t believe the din
She grabbed the hot poker
And whacked the big joker
For spending the morning in sin!
Daisy felt all romantic one day
Daisy felt all romantic one day,
she hoped her fellow had love poems to say
Daisy felt all romantic one day,
She hoped her fellow had love poems to say
But he didn’t know any
Daisy felt all romantic one day
She hoped her fellow had love poems to say
But she didn’t know any
Well, one but that ain’t many
Daisy felt all romantic one day
She hoped her fellow had love poems to say
But he did didn’t know any
Well, one but that’s not many
And she wondered if he was gay!
The ocean look sparkling and blue
The ocean look sparkling and blue
But was full of plastic and poo
Daisy felt all romantic one day,
She hoped her fellow had love poems to say
But he didn’t know any
So he sent his mate Benny
Pug, do try and keep up!
We finished that one and are on the third line of a different one now. 
The ocean looked sparkling and blue
But was full of plastic and poo
Poor sea lions ate some
The ocean looked sparkling and blue
But was full of plastic and poo
Poor sea lions ate some
And gave them a poor tum
The ocean looked sparkling and blue
But was full of plastic and poo
Poor sea lions ate some
And gave them a poor tum
They spent all that day on the loo!
When the sealions got better
When the sealions got better,
they said “we need Mups,let’s go and get 'er!”
When the sealions got better
The said " We need Mups, let’s go get 'er!"
But Mups wasn’t home