She caused a real riot in town
More out than in that red gown!
Her bounciest bits
Were clearly misfits;
But she looked good in her TOWIE crown.
Which caused all the losers to sulk
So she hooked up with an incredibly dim hulk
Which caused all the losers to sulk
So she hooked up with an incredibly dim hulk
Who’s IQ was nil
Which caused all the losers to sulk
So she hooked up with an incredibly dim hulk
Who’s IQ was nil,
but he took a ‘blue pill’,
Which caused all the losers to sulk
So she hooked up with an incredibly dim hulk
Who’s IQ was nil,
but he took a ‘blue pill’,
On which he choked, causing him to gulp.
“Time to look elsewhere”, thought she
“Time to look elsewhere”, thought she
So went on the look-out for another He
Time to look elsewhere", thought she
So went on the look-out for another He
“He” arrived in the form of young Fred
Time to look elsewhere, thought she
So went on the look-out for another He
‘He’ arrived in the form of young Fred
Who ogled and leered with thoughts of ‘bed’
Time to look elsewhere, thought she
So went on the look-out for another He
‘He’ arrived in the form of young Fred
Who ogled and leered with thoughts of ‘bed’
…which were exactly the same thoughts as she!
So off to a motel they went…
So off to a hotel they went
He thought she was heaven sent
So off to a hotel they went
He thought she was heaven sent
But she had gone of the boil
So off to a hotel they went
He thought she was heaven sent
But she had gone off the boil
So thought she would foil
his lures - and rush back to Kent.
A crab once said to a fish
A crab once said to a fish
“Mmm, served with sauce you could be quite delish”
A crab once said to a fish
“Mmm”, served with sauce you could be quite a dish
But the fish didn’t scare
A crab once said to a fish
“Mmm”, served with sauce you could be quite a dish.
But the fish didn’t scare,
it just said “Look over there!”
A crab once said to a fish
“Mmm” served with sauce you could be quite a dish.
But the fish didn’t scare,
It said “Look over there!”
That fillet steak looks quite delish!
A bull had some fun with a cow
A bull had some fun with a cow
Then along came a big old sow
A bull had some fun with a cow
Then along came a big old sow
He had some fun with too
A bull had some fun with a cow
Then along came a big old sow
He had fun with her too
But between me and you
A bull had some fun with a cow
Then along came a big old sow
He had fun with her too
But between me and you,
no-one could figure out how.
But the bull knew the secret,y’see