Bit late there Pugilist 
Are there more storms coming today?
I hope not i want to go out to play
You must take your brolly
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Are there more storms coming today?
I hope not i want to go out to play
You must take your brolly
Not to do so is folly
Are there more storms coming today?
I hope not i want to go out and play
You must take your brolly
Not to do so is folly
To some men a brolly is gay!
Got visitors coming today
Got visitors coming today
Not really keen, but what could I say?
Got visitors coming today
Not really keen, but what could I say
They won’t stay the night
Got visitors coming today
Not really keen, but what could I say
They won’t stay the night
You never know, they just might
Got visitors coming today
Not really keen but what can i say
They won’t stay the night
You never know they just might
Eight hours and they were away.
There was a young lady from Ealing
There was a young lady from Ealing
All the blokes found her appealing
There was a young lady from Ealing
All the blokes found her appealing
So this one rainy night
There was a young lady from Ealing
All the blokes found her appealing
So this one rainy night
She wore a red dress so tight
There was a young lady from Ealing
All the blokes found her appealing
So this one rainy night
She wore a red dress so tight
Her menfolk got that horny feeling.
She caused a real riot in town
She caused a real riot in town
More out than in that red gown!
She caused a real riot in town
More out than in that red gown!
Her bounciest bits
She caused a real riot in town
More out than in that red gown!
Her bounciest bits
Were clearly misfits
She caused a real riot in town
More out than in that red gown!
Her bounciest bits
Were clearly misfits;
But she looked good in her TOWIE crown.
Which caused all the losers to sulk