Limerick (Part 4)

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Aunt Flo made her nephew a brew
as she didn’t have housework to do
So, sat there with his tea
And chatted with me
And my how those long hours flew

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While on a holiday to Spain

5303

While on a holiday to Spain
Virginia bought maracas for Jane

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Oh i meant castanets!

But maracas will do… it’s only another continent away :102:

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While on a holiday to Spain
Virginia bought maracas for Jane
Castanets she couldn’t find

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While on a holiday to Spain
Virginia bought maracas for Jane
Castanets she couldn’t find
And thought Jane wouldn’t mind

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While on a holiday to Spain
Virginia bought maracas for Jane
Castanets she couldn’t find
And thought Jane wouldn’t mind
Cos shaking them wouldn’t cause any pain

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A man in a white van, named Dan

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A man in a white van, named Dan
Fancied a lass called Anne

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A man in a white van named Dan
Fancied a lass called Anne
So he bought her some Roses

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A man in a white van named Dan
Fancied a lass called Anne
So he bought her some roses
All done in posies

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A man in a white van named Dan
Fancied a lass called Anne
So he bought her some Roses
All done in posies
And asked " Why d’you call your van Dan??"

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Dan’s owner then grinned and replied

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Dan’s owner then grinned and replied
It’s not really Dan - I lied

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Dan’s owner then grinned and replied
It’s not really Dan - I lied
It’s not nice to lie

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Dan’s owner then grinned and replied
It’s not really Dan - I lied
It’s not nice to lie
Are you really a spy?

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Dan’s owner then grinned and replied
It’s not really Dan - I lied
It’s not nice to lie
Are you really a spy?
No, but my Dad was and he died.

5318

Are there more storms coming today?

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Are there more storms coming today?
I hope not I want to go out to play

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and invented some proses