Our Sid slunk away till next day
Whereupon he was heard to say
I may try again tonight
Our Sid slunk away till next day
Whereupon he was heard to say
I may try again tonight
But better not give her a fright
Our Sid slunk away till next day
Whereupon he was heard to say
I may try again tonight
But better not give her a fright
I hope he doesn’t give a clue to Kay
At the bottom of the pond lives a frog named Sue
Blue, do you mind very much if I shorten that a tiny bit please?
At the bottom of the pond lives a frog
Who’d swim up and sit on a log
At the bottom of the pond lives a frog
Who’d swim up and sit on a log
All day long he would croak
At the bottom of the pond lives a frog
Who’d swim up and sit on a log
All day long he would croak
Then jump back for a soak
At the bottom of the pond lives a frog
Who’d swim up and sit on a log
All day long he would croak
Then jump back for a soak
Before he went for an evening jog.
While out on a run he met Mary
While out on a run he met Mary
Who looked incredibly hairy
While out on a run he met Mary
Who looked incredibly hairy
He sat down beside her
While out on a run he met Mary
Who looked incredibly hairy
He sat down beside her
right smack on a burr
Oh Mups, you go right ahead honey…
…we is all caught up again…woohooo…sorry folks
While out on a run he met Mary
Who looked incredibly hairy
He sat down beside her
right smack on a burr
While out on a run he met Mary
Who looked incredibly hairy
He sat down beside her
Right smack on a burr
When along came this beautiful fairy.
The fairy said" Right, drop your pants"
The fairy said" Right, drop your pants"
“I want a bit of romance”
The fairy said “Right,drop your pants”
“I want a bit of romance”
" You’re just a bit tiny"!
the frog blushed,all shiny
The fairy said “Right,drop your pants”
“I want a bit of romance”
" You’re just a bit tiny"!
The frog blushed, all shiny
And hopped away to visit his aunts.
Aunt Flo made her nephew a brew
as she didn’t have housework to do
Aunt Flo made her nephew a brew
as she didn’t have housework to do
So, sat there with his tea
Aunt Flo made her nephew a brew
as she didn’t have housework to do
So, sat there with his tea
And chatted with me