Limerick (Part 4)

I was fast up the wall,

Beautiful day at 29C.

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The Lions and Tigers were there
And i also spied a huge bear
I was fast up the wall
Not too scared at all

The lions and tigers were there
And I also spied a huge bear
I was fast up the wall
Not too scared at all
And fell straight in the lions lair.

Sid went on a coach trip one day

Sid went on a coach trip one day
Down to Cardigan Bay

Sid went on a coach trip one day
Down to Cardigan Bay
When he got off the coach

Sid went on a coach trip one day
Down to Cardigan Bay
When he got off the coach
A pub he did approach

Sid went on a coach trip one day
Down to Cardigan Bay
When he got off the coach
A pub he did approach
And ordered a large Beaujolais.

Soon his gaze alighted on Sue

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Soon his gaze alighted on Sue
And to her side he flew

Soon his gaze alighted on Sue
And to her side he flew
together they rode

Soon his gaze alighted on Sue
And to her side he flew
together they rode
Off to Sue’s abode

Soon his gaze alighted on Sue
And to her side he flew
Together they rode
Off to Sue’s abode
Where he snogged her right on cue.

But Sue wasn’t having this

But Sue wasn’t having this
'Cos she is tee-total and certainly wasn’t pissed

But Sue wasn’t having this
'Cos she is tee-total and certainly wasn’t pissed
She showed Sid the door

But Sue wasn’t having this
Cos she was tee-total and certainly wasn’t pissed
She showed Sid the door
But Sid wanted more

But Sue wasn’t having this
Cos she was tee-total and certainly wasn’t pissed
She showed Sid the door
But Sid wanted more
" Get out now!" our heroine hissed.

Our Sid slunk away till next day

Our Sid slunk away till next day
Whereupon he was heard to say