" I’ve got a pair of tweezers" said he
But first i must go for a pee
“I’ve got a pair of weezers” said he
But first I must go for a pee
But when he came back
“I’ve got a pair of weezers” said he
But first I must go for a pee
But when he came back
Joan’s bum had turned black
“I’ve got a pair of tweezers” said he
But first i must go for a pee
But when he came back
Joan’s bum had turned black
Oi! that was between you and me.
A thunderstorm hit us last night
A thunderstorm hit us last night
Gave dogs a terrible fright
A thunderstorm hit us last night
Gave dogs a terrible fright
One got in my bed
A thunderstorm hit us last night
Gave dogs a terrible fright
One got in my bed
One hid in the shed
A thunderstorm hit us last night
Gave dogs a terrible fright
One got in my bed
One hid in the shed
It was a very sad sight.
Hope it is quieter tonight
Hope it is quieter tonight
You never know it just might
Hope it is quieter tonight
You never know it just might
They have forecast rain
Hope it is quieter tonight
You never know it just might
They have forecast rain
But mainly in Spain
Hope it is quieter tonight
You never know it just might
They have forecast rain
But mainly in Spain
On the plain - if I recall right.
Tomorrow I have lots to do
Tomorrow I have lots to do
That’s funny, I do too
Tomorrow i have lots to do
That’s funny, i do too
I bet i have more
Tomorrow i have lots to do
That’s funny, i do too
I bet i have more
That must be done before
LIMERICKS!-I’ll have a go at that.
After all,I’m already a bit of a prat,
so reinforcing the image with some poetic chat
shouldn’t be difficult,I’ll just spout some old tat!
[Ai thenkyoh]
Erm . . I think you haven’t quite got the hang of this Pug?
We just add one line to the previous person’s, and whoever writes the last line, starts the next limerick. 
Tomorrow i have lots to do
That’s funny, i do too
I bet i have more
That must be done before
I take myself off to the zoo.
The lions and tigers were there
The lions and tigers were there
And I also spied a huge bear
Ah…er…oops. [sorry,Mups]