Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was That The Cat In The Hat?

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The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that The Cat in the Hat?
No, it’s the one from next door

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The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that The Cat in the Hat?
No, it’s the one from next door
The one that craps on the floor

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The dog sat and stared at the cat
Was that the Cat in the Hat?
No, it’s the one from next door
The one that craps on the floor (dirty boy)
Then the dog and the cat had a spat.

Do you fancy a party, said Bert

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Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice a who was a bit of a flirt

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Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance

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Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance
And maybe a snog perchance?

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Do you fancy a party, said Bert
To Alice who was a bit of a flirt
We will have music and dance
And maybe a snog perchance?
Alice hoped that would be a dead cert.

So Bert bought the food and some booze

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So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues

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So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn’t in the mood

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So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn’t in the mood
And she often felt rude

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So Bert bought the food and some booze
But Alice had a touch of the blues
She just wasn’t in the mood
And she often felt rude
So she kicked off her dancing shoes.

Alice decided to go home alone

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Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan

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Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn’t bother again

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Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn’t bother again
But his love would remain

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Alice decided to go home alone
So obviously Bert had a moan
He wouldn’t bother again
But his love would remain
And he went and chatted up Joan.

They went outside for a snog

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[FONT=Arial]They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log[/FONT]

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They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum

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They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum
And her left cheek went really numb

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They went outside for a snog
Sitting on a convenient log
Joan got a skelf in her bum
And her left cheek went really numb
Which left Bert feeling agog.

“I’ve a pair of tweezers”, said he