The pup and the hog slunk away
They just buggered off for the day
The pup and the hog slunk away
They just buggered off for the day
And went to bathe in the sun
The pup and the hog slank away
They just buggered off for the day
And went to bathe in the sun
Then went looking for fun
The pup and the hog slunk away
They just buggered off for the day
And went to bathe in the sun
Then went looking for fun
But had no money for play.
One day a princess got wed
One day a princess got wed
To a Latvian prince called Fred
One day a princess got wed
To a Latvian prince called Fred
But he had a long beard
One day a princess got wed
To a Latvian prince called Fred
But he had a long beard
He won’t trim it, she feared
One day a princess got wed
To a Latvian prince called Fred
But he had a long beard
He won’t trim it, she feared
Then Fred went and dyed it bright Red!!
Princess waited until Fred was sleeping
Princess waited until Fred was sleeping
Or so she thought but he was peeping
yours is better than mine, we’ll go with yours, don’t know how to delete my post though!
Nay lass, I’ve altered mine to suit yours now. Let’s keep it at that. 
Awwww what a Gent 
Princess waited until Fred was sleeping
Or so she thought but he was peeping
He saw her with the shaver
Princess waited until Fred was sleeping
Or so she thought but he was peeping
He saw her with the shaver
[LEFT] And he began to quaver[/LEFT]
Princess waited until Fred was sleeping
Or so she thought but he was peeping
He saw her with the shaver
And he began to quaver
Then the soft bugger started weeping
The weeping willows in the graveyard
The weeping willows in the graveyard
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(Any chance of a slight alteration LQ, ? . . can’t rhyme much with graveyard. .
)
The weeping willows in the wood
The weeping willows in the wood
Grew much taller than they should
(Thank you LQ) x
The weeping willows in the wood
Grew much taller than they should
They almost reached the sky
The weeping willows in the wood
Grew much taller than they should
They almost reached they sky
And it quite hurt my eye
To look up as far as I could.
The dog sat and stared at the cat
Deleted. Too late Den.