So poor Flo went home on the train
And got caught by the inspector again
So she started to weep
Because she was in trouble deep
And her innocence she proceeded to feign.
“I’m sorry, Inspector” she did claim
“I’m sorry, Inspector” she did claim
As she hung down her head in shame
“I’m sorry, Inspector” she did claim
As she hung down her head with shame
But someone stole my gnome
When I wasn’t at home
“I’m sorry inspector” she did claim
As she hung down her head with shame
But someone stole my gnome
When i wasn’t at home
And now it’s beginning to rain.
Let’s finish this story 'bout Flo
Let’s finish this story 'bout Flo
Cos it’s really time she did go
Let’s finish this story 'bout Flo
Cos it’s really time she did go
A bus she fell under
Which ripped her asunder
And all they found was her big toe
A young man out walking his dog
A young man out walking his dog
Got lost in the quickly ascending fog
A young man out walking his dog
Got lost in the quickly descending fog
The dog started to bark
A young man out walking his dog
Got lost in the quickly descending fog
The dog started to bark
Because it was getting dark
A young man out walking his dog
Got lost in the quickly descending fog
The dog started to bark
Because it was getting dark
And frightened a nearby hedgehog,
The hedgehog had just woken up
The hedgehog had just woken up
And fancied some tea in a cup
The hedgehog had just woken up
And fancied some tea in a cup
But the poor little hog
The hedgehog had just woken up
And fancied some tea in a cup
But the poor little hog
Was scared of the dog
The hedgehog had just woken up
And fancied some tea in a cup
But the poor little hog
Was scared of the dog
Even though it was only a pup
The pup chased hog down the street
The pup chased hog down the street
An off duty policeman they did meet
The pup chased hog down the street
An off duty policeman they did meet
Now then, now then, what’s all this?
The pup chased the hog down the street
An off duty policeman they did meet
Now then, now then, what’s all this?
There surely is something amiss
The pup chased the hog down the street
An off duty policeman they did meet
Now then, now then, what’s all this?
There surely is something amiss
You can’t be doing that, not on my beat
The pup and the hog slunk away