Limerick (Part 4)

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So there I was bathing me bum
While drinking my coke and rum
Then along came a bee
And it’s sting I did see
As my right bum cheek it stung

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Now I find that I can’t sit down

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Now I find that I can’t sit down
So I went to the doctor’s in town

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Now I find that I can’t sit down
So I went to the doctor’s in town
I had to stand up on the bus

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Now I find that I can’t sit down
So I went to the doctor’s in town
I had to stand up on the bus
But tried not to fuss

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Now I find that I can’t sit down
So I went to the doctor’s in town
I had to stand up on the bus
But tried not to fuss
Then arrived to see Dr. Brown.

While I was waiting I started to hum
Then I went in and showed him my bum

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While I was waiting I started to hum
Then I went in and showed him my bum
“A tetanus shot is what you need”

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While I was waiting I started to hum
Then I went in and showed him my bum
"A tetanus shot is what you need
The doctor then did the deed

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While I was waiting I started to hum
Then I went in and showed him my bum
"A tetanus shot is what you need
The doctor then did the deed
I was so scared I wanted my Mum.

My bum slowly started to feel better

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My bum slowly started to feel better
Then it started to feel a lot wetter

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My bum slowly started to feel better
Then it started to feel a lot wetter
My piles had started to bleed

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My bum slowly started to feel better
Then it started to feel a lot wetter
My piles had started to bleed
Every single time I weed

(What a ruddy subject) lol

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I blame that Judd, LQ. :smiley:

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My bum slowly started to feel better
The it started to feel a lot wetter
My piles had started to bleed
Every single time I wee’d
So I left, after pulling on my sweater.

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So poor Flo went home on the train

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Oy! You started this anal based verse. :-p

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So poor Flo went home on the train
And got caught by the inspector again

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So poor Flo went home on the train
And got caught by the inspector again
So she started to weep

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So poor Flo went home on the train
And got caught by the inspector again
She couldn’t pay the fine

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So poor Flo went home on the train
And got caught by the inspector again
So she started to weep
Because she was in trouble deep