Limerick (Part 4)

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Poor Flo was chucked off on the tracks
Minus her clothing packs
In the blink of an eye

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ked off on the tracks
Minus her clothing packs
In the blink of an eye
She started to cry

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Poor Flo was chucked off on the tracks
Minus her clothing packs
In the blink of an eye
She started to cry
And her makeup showed some signs of cracks.

These Limericks are far more like rhymes

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These Limericks are far more like rhymes
Well we do have to move with the times

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These Limericks are far more like rhymes
Well we do have to move with the times
Pretend you’re a poet

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These Limericks are far more like rhymes
Well we do have to move with the times
Pretend you’re a poet
Drink a good moet

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These limericks are far more like rhymes
Well we do have to move with the times
Pretend you’re a poet
Drink a good moet
Then words will flow - sometimes.

The tortoise said to the hare

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The tortoise said to the hare
What are you doing up there

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The tortoise said to the hare
What are you doing up there?
For hare was high up an Oak

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The tortoise said to the hare
What are you doing up there?
For hare was high up an Oak
Laughing at all the old folk

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The tortoise said to the hare
What are you doing up there?
For hare was high up an Oak
Laughing at all the old folk
Cos he was imagining them bare.

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While i was out flying my kite

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While i was out flying my kite
One dark and windy night

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While i was out flying my kite
One dark and windy night
A dog bit my bum

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While i was out flying my kite
One dark and windy night
A dog bit my bum
Making my left cheek numb

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While i was out flying my kite
One dark and windy night
A dog bit my bum
Making my left cheek numb
Which gave me a helluva fright.

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While I was out flying my kite
One dark and windy night
A dog bit my bum
Making me left cheek numb
Oh dear, not a pretty sight. :smiley:

So there I was bathing me bum

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So there I was bathing me bum
While drinking my coke and rum

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So there I was bathing me bum
While drinking my coke and rum
Then along came a bee

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So there I was bathing me bum
While drinking my coke and rum
Then along came a bee
And it’s sting I did see