The toffees were sticky but nice
But were a terrible price
So she went for a Yorkie
And that made her porky
Cos chocs was her favourite vice.
EZ, you keep forgetting to start the next one. 
I don’t forget anything…ever…
'cept my name and where i live.
Today i got lost in the snow
Today I got lost in the snow
Couldn’t make out where to go
Today i got lost in the snow
Couldn’t make where to go
So i asked this young copper
Today I got lost in the snow
Couldn’t make out where to go
So I asked this young copper
Who was a right teeny bopper
Today I got lost in the snow
Couldn’t make out where to go
So I asked this young copper
Who was a right teeny bopper
He told me to go with the flow.
When I finally found my way home
When i finally found my way home
I found someone had stolen my gnome
When i finally found my way home
I found someone had stolen my gnome
And left a ransom note
When i finally found my way home
I found someone had stolen my gnome
And left a ransom note
With a demand for money was wrote
When i finally found my way home
I found someone had stolen my gnome
And left a ransom note
With a demand for money was wrote
Then I received a postcard, the gnome was in Rome!
Well, I didn’t have enough money to pay
Well Flo didn’t have enough money to pay
To fly off to Rome for a day
Well Flo didn’t have enough money to pay
To fly off to Rome for a day
She sat down and cried
Well Flo didn’t have enough money to pay
To fly off to Rome for a day
She sat down and cried
Then tossed her woes aside
Flo didn’t have enough money to pay
To fly off to Rome for a day
She sat down and cried
Then tossed her woes aside
He wasn’t keeping Gnome - no way.
Flo sneaked on a stationary train
Flo sneaked on a stationary train
First stop was sunny Spain
Flo sneaked on a stationary train
First stop was sunny Spain
But the ticket man came
Flo sneaked on a stationary train
First stop was sunny Spain
But the ticket man came
Her excuse was too lame
Flo sneaked on a stationary train
First stop was sunny Spain
But the ticket man came
Her excuse was too lame
The ticket man said “Flo you’re a pain”!
Poor Flo was chucked off on the tracks
Poor Flo was chucked off on the tracks
Minus her clothing packs