Limerick (Part 4)

Then along came a boy named Sue
She’d met him at the store in the queue
He had red curly hair
He’d dyed it for a dare
And on his arm was one big tattoo

The tattoo was a skull and a rose

The tattoo was a skull and a rose
One on either side of her nose

The tattoo was a skull and a rose
One on either side of her nose
With studs in each ear
and swigging a can of beer

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The tattoo was a skull and a rose
One on either side of her nose
With studs in each ear
and swigging a can of beer
This was the look she had chose.

The beer made her fall down

The beer made her fall down
And she came up with a frown

The beer made her fall down
And she came up with a frown
Trying not to giggle

The beer made her fall down
And she came up with a frown
Trying not to giggle
She did a hippy jiggle

The beer made her fall down
And she came up with a frown
Trying not to giggle
She did a hippy jiggle
Then along came Mr. Brown

I know he was about to tell a long tale

I know he was about to tell a long tale
With that knowledge my face went pale

I know he was about to tell a long tale
With that knowledge my face went pale
But i decided to listen

I know he was about to tell a long tale
With that knowledge my face went pale
But i decided to listen
He cont. no beat missin’

I know he was about to tell a long tale
With that knowledge my face went pale
But i decided to listen
He cont. no beat missin’
Well he sounds like a typical male.

Can I start a new one?

When Fred went for a swim in the sea

When Fred went for a swim in the sea
He came upon a lovely sweet pea

When Fred went for a swim in the sea
He came across a lovely sweet pea
In the dunes it had grown
And it wasn’t alone

When Fred went for a swim in the sea
He came across a lovely sweet pea
In the dunes it had grown
And it wasn’t alone
Amazingly he found a cherry tree!

In the dunes Fred saw some little terns

In the dunes Fred saw some little Terns
While lurking he got a few burns

In the dunes Fred saw some little Terns
While lurking he got a few burns
From the prickly marram grass