Limerick (Part 4)

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5001

She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
So she got off the bus
Needing to discuss
How best to attract a new beau.

So Gertie phoned a friend

5002

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn’t comprehend

5003

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn’t comprehend
Her desperation for a man

5004

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn’t comprehend
Her desperation for a man
But suggested she can

5005

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn’t comprehend
Her desperation for a man
But suggested she can
If her flighty ways she would amend

5006

Promising to mend her ways

5007

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays

5008

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar

5009

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar
Where a singer played guitar

5010

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar
Where a singer played guitar
And a good looking man caught her gaze.

He offered to buy Gertie a drink

5011

He offered to buy Gertie a drink
And although she was tickled pink

5012

He offered to buy Gertie a drink
And although she was tickled pink
She felt she had to say no

5013

He offered to buy Gertie a drink
And although she was tickled pink
She felt she had to say no
Because she’d somewhere to go

5014

He offered to buy Gertie a drink
And although she was tickled pink
She felt she had to say no
Because she’d somewhere to go
And she went off to the skating rink.

Once there she put on her skates

5015

Once there she put on her skates
Hoping she’d meet up with her mates

5016

Once there she put on her skates
Hoping she’d meet up with her mates
But of her friends there were none

5017

Once there she put on her skates
Hoping she’d meet up with her mates
But of her friends there were none
And skating alone was no fun

5018

Once there she put on her skates
Hoping she’d meet up with her mates
But of her friends there were none
And skating alone was no fun
And her own company she hates.

So dejected and lonely she fled

5019

So dejected and lonely she fled
Went back to her hotel and to bed

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So dejected and lonely she fled
Went back to her hotel and to bed
She curled up with a book