Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie then met a punter called John
Who wanted a bit of fun
He paid her ten quid
To look after his kid
But she said “Sod that” and was gone

She set off to find fortune and fame

She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame

She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash

She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash
To make her look posh

She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash
To make her look posh
And get over her sense of shame

She got on a long-distance bus

She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus

She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker

She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker
So her lips she did pucker

She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker
So her lips she did pucker
But Gus was a bit of a wuss

So she got up and changed her seat

So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete

So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss

So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss
But he said “No. Sorry miss”

So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss
But he said “No, sorry miss”
“You’re behaving like you are on heat!”

She felt so rejected and so

She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know

She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
So she got off the bus

She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
So she got off the bus
Needing to discuss