Gertie then met a punter called John
Who wanted a bit of fun
He paid her ten quid
To look after his kid
But she said “Sod that” and was gone
She set off to find fortune and fame
She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash
She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash
To make her look posh
She set off to find fortune and fame
But her broken leg had made her lame
She could do with a wash
To make her look posh
And get over her sense of shame
She got on a long-distance bus
She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker
She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker
So her lips she did pucker
She got on a long-distance bus
And sat next to a guy called Gus
Gus was a looker
So her lips she did pucker
But Gus was a bit of a wuss
So she got up and changed her seat
So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss
So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss
But he said “No. Sorry miss”
So she got up and changed her seat
And found herself sat next to Pete
She leaned in for a kiss
But he said “No, sorry miss”
“You’re behaving like you are on heat!”
She felt so rejected and so
She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
So she got off the bus
She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn’t know
So she got off the bus
Needing to discuss