So dejected and lonely she fled
Went back to her hotel and to bed
She curled up with a book
Her confidence shook
So dejected and lonely she fled
Went back to her hotel and bed
She curled up with a book
Her confidence shook
And fell asleep dreaming of Fred.
Then two mice crept from under the floor
Then two mice crept from under the floor
Gertie leapt out of bed and she swore
Then two mice crept from under the floor
Gertie leapt out of bed and she swore
She hurriedly got dressed
Then two mice crept from under the floor
Gertie leapt out of bed and she swore
She hurriedly got dressed
Feeling totally stressed
Then two mice crept from under the floor
Gertie leapt out of bed and she swore
She hurriedly got dressed
Feeling totally stressed
And rushed herself out of the door
She went to reception to complain
She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She went to reception to complain
The receptionist on was called Jayne
delete mine please I like Leias better lol
She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
Especially cos it was free
She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
Especially cos it was free
And decided their loss was her gain.
She took her champagne to the park
She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
Who was out for a jog
She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
Who was out for a jog
Startled Gertie and the dog began to bark.
Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
(Gertie is such a tart)
Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn’t fancy her, so off he ran
She’s not called flirty Gertie for nothing 
Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn’t fancy her, so off he ran
But the dog stayed behind