Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
He liked Gertie from the start
And vowed never to part,

Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
He liked Gertie from the start
And vowed never to part,
But he didn’t know that Gertie was a cheat.

Gertie had her eye on another man

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape
She donned a large cape

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape
She donned a large cape
And into the van she ran.

But “her” driver was on holiday that day

But “her” driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth

But “her” driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away

But “her” driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away
A bump in the roadway

But “her” driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away
A bump in the roadway
Caused her to come face to face with a dwarf.

“Well what have we here?” he did ask

“Well what have we here?” he did ask
“Can you help me out with a task?”

"Well what have we hear? he did ask
“Can you help me out with a task?”
Gerie pouted her lips

"Well what have we hear? he did ask
“Can you help me out with a task?”
Gertie pouted her lips
Then put her hands on her hips

“Well what have we here?” he did ask
“Can you help me out with a task?”
“Depends what you want -
My name is DuPont”

"Well what have we hear? he did ask
“Can you help me out with a task?”
Gertie pouted her lips
Then put her hands on her hips
And told him she was only wearing a basque!

The dwarf was shocked and went red in the face

The dwarf was shocked and went red in the face
His libido increased with the sight of much lace

The dwarf was shocked and went red in the face
His libido increased with the sight of much lace
The strength of his libido was plain to see

The dwarf was shocked and went red in the face
His libido increased with the sight of much lace
The strength of his libido was plain to see
Growth was evident, though the dwarf remained wee

The dwarf was shocked and went red in the face
His libido increased with the sight of much lace
The strength of his libido was plain to see
Growth was evident, though the dwarf remained wee
He then asked Gertie if she’d go back to his place.

Gertie agreed but realised the bed was too small

Gertie agreed but realised the bed was too small
But, still she agreed and answered the call,