Gertie then found herself all alone
Not another gone she said with a groan
“Here I am with a broken leg -
Can’t someone help me or do I have to beg?”
But just at that moment - someone rang her phone.
Over she rolled and grabbed at the phone
Over she rolled and grabbed at the phone
And a sexy deep voice blew a kiss and a moan
Over she rolled and grabbed at the phone
And a sexy deep voice blew a kiss and a moan
“Beautiful Gertie, are you free?”
Over she rolled and grabbed at the phone
And a sexy deep voice blew a kiss and a moan
“Beautiful Gertie, are you free?”
“Yes, but I can’t walk and I need to pee”
Over she rolled and grabbed at the phone
And a sexy deep voice blew a kiss and a moan
“Beautiful Gertie, are you free?”
“Yes, but I can’t walk and I need to pee”
“Hurry up then” says he “I really need a loan.”
Gertie gritted her teeth and told him to get lost
Gertie gritted her teeth and told him to get lost
He wanted a loan, and what would that cost
Gertie gritted her teeth and told him to get lost
He wanted a loan, and what would that cost
So once again she was all alone
Gertie gritted her teeth and told him to get lost
He wanted a loan, and what would that cost
So once again she was all alone
With a price on her head and her face well known
Gertie gritted her teeth and told him to get lost
He wanted a loan, and what would that cost
So once again she was all alone
With a price on her head and her face well known
She hid in her bed after her teeth were all flossed.
Next day she thumbed a lift to a place unknown
Next day she thumbed a lift to a place unknown
But the lift was the cops and in a cell was thrown
Next day she thumbed a lift to a place unknown
But the lift was the cops and in a cell was thrown
She was allowed one call
Next day she thumbed a lift to a place unknown
But the lift was the cops and in a cell was thrown
She was allowed one call
But sadly she had a bad fall
Next day she thumbed a lift to a place unknown
But the lift was the cops and in a cell was thrown
She was allowed one call
But sadly she had a bad fall
An event for which the cops are well known
After she had fallen down the jail’s steps
After she had fallen down the jail’s steps
She spied an inmate with wonderful biceps
After she had fallen down the jail’s steps
She spied an inmate with wonderful biceps
He managed to pass old Gertie a note
After she had fallen down the jail’s steps
She spied an inmate with wonderful biceps
He managed to pass old Gertie a note
Come and visit me, he had wrote
After she had fallen down the jail’s steps
She spied an inmate with wonderful biceps
He managed to pass old Gertie a note
Come and visit me, he had wrote
And be careful, the mark we must not overstep.
Gertie was excited and keen to meet
Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
He liked Gertie from the start