Limerick (Part 4)

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Ben the rat found himself a new home
Semi detached and with a phone
In fact it had all mod cons
And doors made of bronze
and the ceilings were shaped like a dome

Next Ben took on a wife

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Next Ben took on a wife
She was the light of his life,

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Next Ben took on a wife
She was the light of his life,
Wild, fun and free

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Next Ben took on a wife
She was the light of his life
Wild, fun and free
And her name was Brie

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Next Ben took on a wife
She was the light of his life
Wild, fun and free
And her name was Brie
But she proved to be trouble and strife.

Brie went out on the town

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Brie went out on the town
Dressed in her finest ballgown

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Brie went out on the town
Dressed in her finest ballgown
While Ben sat at home

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Brie went out on the town
Dressed in her finest ballgown
While Ben sat at home
Poor bloke all alone

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Brie went out on the town
Dressed in her finest ballgown
While Ben sat at home
Poor bloke all alone
Feeling all sad and down.

Brie met another good looking rat

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Brie met another good looking rat
But decided he was too much of a prat

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Brie met another good looking rat
But decided he was too much of a prat
So she went home to Ben

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Brie met another good looking rat
But decided he was too much of a prat
So she went home to Ben
Never to stray again

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Brie met another good looking rat
But decided he was too much of a prat
So she went home to Ben
Never to stray again
Only to be ate by the cat!

The cat belonged to old Gertie

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The cat belonged to old Gertie
Who was well known for being flirty

(Hi, Mups :relaxed:)

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The cat belonged to old Gertie
Who was well known for being flirty
Please show some mercy,

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The cat belonged to old Gertie
Who was well known for being flirty
“Please show some mercy”
Pleaded her boyfriend - Percy

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The cat belonged to old Gertie
Who was well known for being flirty
“Please show some mercy”
Pleaded her boyfriend - Percy
When she was overly dirty!

One day Gertie & Percy did row

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One day Gertie & Percy did row
Percy called Gertie a silly old cow

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One day Gertie & Percy did row
Percy called Gertie a silly old cow
Gertie hit Percy over the head

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One day Gertie & Percy did row
Percy called Gertie a silly old cow
Gertie hit Percy over the head
Poor old Percy ended up dead