A black cat then climbed up the tree
The nest’s resident he wanted to see
Didn’t expect what he saw,
A black cat then climbed up the tree
The nest’s resident he wanted to see
Didn’t expect what he saw,
So decided to withdraw
A black cat then climbed up the tree
The nest’s resident he wanted to see
Didn’t expect what he saw,
So decided to withdraw
And went off and had a pee. 
But the cat was then chased by a dog
But the cat was then chased by a dog
But lost sight of it because of the fog
But the cat was then chased by a dog
But lost sight of it because of the fog
With a sigh of relief
But the black cat was chased by a dog
But lost sight of it because of the fog
With a sigh of relief
He saw his friend Keith
But the black cat was chased by a dog
But lost sight of it because of the fog
With a sigh of relief
He saw his friend Keith
Trying to capture a frog
When out of the fog came a very large rat
When out of the fog came a very large rat
I’d say it was large and exceedingly fat!
When out of the fog came a very large rat
I’d say it was large and exceedingly fat!
The very fat rat was called Ben
When out of the fog came a very large rat
I’d say it was large and exceedingly fat
The very fat rat was called Ben
He had 9 children - then 10
When out of the fog came a very large rat
I’d say it was large and exceedingly fat
The very fat rat was called Ben
He had 9 children - then 10
Ben tried to keep the babies safe from the cat.
Sadly cat was hungry and very fast
Sadly, cat was hungry and very fast
Ben looked at the cat and was truly aghast
Sadly, cat was hungry and very fast
Ben looked at the cat and was truly aghast
Cat had eaten the rat
Sadly, cat was hungry and very fast
Ben looked at the cat and was truly aghast
Cat had eaten the rat
Now the cat was so fat
Sadly, cat was hungry and very fast
Ben looked at the cat and was truly aghast
There was no time to spare
As Rat shot out of there
Sadly, cat was hungry and very fast
Ben looked at the cat and was truly aghast
There was no time to spare
As Rat shot out of there
So fast he quite literally flew past.
Ben the rat found himself a new home
Ben the rat found himself a new home
Semi detached and with a phone
Ben the rat found himself a new home
Semi detached and with a phone
In fact it had all mod cons
Ben the rat found himself a new home
Semi detached and with a phone
In fact it had all mod cons
And doors made of bronze