Limerick (Part 4)

But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
He sneaked in round the back
But tripped over the coat rack

But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
He sneakled in round the back
But tripped over the coat rack
And ended up in a big tub.

But just then, old Bertie passed by

But just then, old Bertie passed by
And pulled Frog out with a sigh

But just then, old Bertie passed by
And pulled Frog out with a sigh
the kiss of life,he did give

But just then, old Bertie passed by
And pulled Frog out with a sigh
the kiss of life,he did give
Which Frog found invasive

But just then, old Bertie passed by
And pulled Frog out with a sigh
the kiss of life, he did give
Which Frog found invasive
But enabled him to then catch a fly.

Bertie waved and continued his walk

Bertie waved and continued his walk
Then in a field he saw a great hawk

Bertie waved and continued his walk
Then in a field he saw a great hawk
Which swooped down on his head

Bertie waved and continued his walk
Then in a field he saw a great hawk
Which swooped down on his head
Thinking Bertie’s hair could make a bed

Bertie waved and continued his walk
Then in a field he saw a great hawk
Which swooped down on his head
Thinking Bertie’s hair could make a bed
And as it stole Bert’s hair, the bird gave a squawk

The toupee was taken to build the bird’s nest

The toupee was taken to build the bird’s nest
But some it kept back to make a new vest

The toupee was taken to build the bird’s nest
But some it kept back to make a new vest
He thought he looked the bee’s knees

The toupee was taken to build the bird’s nest
But some it kept back to make a new vest
He thought he looked the bee’s knees
But he was easy to please

The toupee was taken to build the bird’s nest
But some it kept back to make a new vest
He thought he looked the bee’s knees
But he was easy to please
And decided to keep his new vest for best.

The bird’s nest which was made from the rug

The bird’s nest which was made from the rug
Was actually quite comfy and snug

The bird’s nest which was made from the rug
Was actually quite comfy and snug
Then a Cuckoo stopped by

The bird’s nest which was made from the rug
Was actually quite comfy and snug
Then a Cuckoo stopped by
So the hawk he did fly

The bird’s nest which was made from the rug
Was actually comfy and snug
Then a Cuckoo stopped by
So the hawk he did fly
And the cuckoo settled down to de-bug.

A black cat then climbed up the tree

A black cat then climbed up the tree
The nest’s resident he wanted to see

(Afternoon, Mups:-))