The ambulance arrived at last
With blue lights flashing it was fast
The ambulance arrived at last
With blue lights flashing it was fast
To the hospital Mole went
The ambulance arrived at last
With blue lights flashing it was fast
To the hospital Mole went
And into surgery was sent
The ambulance arrived at last
With blue lights flashing it was fast
To the hospital Mole went
And into surgery was sent
Given anesthetic but sadly passed.
A funeral was held the following day
A funeral was held the following day
Frog came, with his friend who was gay
A funeral was held the following day
Frog came, with his friend who was gay
They had met on Grinder
A funeral was held the following dayu
Frog came, with his friend who was gay
They had met on Tinder
But didn’t let it hinder
A funeral was held the following day
Frog came, with his friend who was gay
They had met on Tinder
But didn’t let it hinder
Even though the friend wore a beret.
The beret was red with a green spot
The beret was red with a green spot
It suited frog’s friend but his head was hot
The beret was red with a green spot
It suited frog’s friend but his head was hot
So he chucked it away
The beret was red with a green spot
It suited frog’s friend but his head was hot
So he chucked it away
And got one of crochet
The beret was red with a green spot
It suited frog’s friend but his head was hot
So he chucked it away
And got one of crochet
But wearing that he felt such a clot,
His crocheted hat was bright pink
His crocheted hat was bright pink
And caused those seeing it to wink
His crocheted hat was bright pink
And caused those seeing it to wink
He started to mince
His crocheted hat was bright pink
And caused those seeing it to wink
He started to mince
Causing Frog to wince
His crocheted hat was bright pink
And caused those seeing it to wink
He started to mince
Causing Frog to wince
And so decided he needed a drink
But the frog had been banned from his pub
But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
He sneaked in round the back
But the frog had been banned from his pub
Which made him upset as he liked the grub
He sneaked in round the back
But bumped into his mate Jack