Limerick (Part 4)

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And so Mups went off to her bed
About bloody time Judd said :slight_smile:
Wanna a smack round the ear?

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And so Mups went off to her bed
About bloody time Judd said
Wanna a smack round the ear?
No doubt he’d shed a tear

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And so Mups went off to her bed
About bloody time Judd said
Wanna a smack round the ear?
No doubt he’d shed a tear
Well he’s like a pain in the head. :slight_smile:

The mole who lived in the park

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The mole who lived in the park
Only came out in the dark

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The mole who lived in the park
Only came out in the day
But while digging one night

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The mole who lived in the park
Only came out in the day
But while digging one night
He got such a fright

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The mole who lived in the park
Only came out in the dark
But while digging one night
He got such a fright
A dog gave one almighty bark.

Mole scurried back into his hole

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Mole scurried back into his hole
And from then on knew his role

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Mole scurried back into his hole
And from then on knew his role
He had to stay under ground

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Mole scurried back to his hole
And from then on knew his role
He had to stay under ground
Where he felt safer all round

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Mole scurried back to his hole
And from then on knew his role
He had to stay under ground
Where he felt safer all round
And never go out for a stroll.

One day mole was feeling bored

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One day mole was feeling bored
He’d run out of the food he had stored

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One day mole was feeling bored
He’d run out of the food he had stored
So he tried to get out,

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One day mole was feeling bored
He’d run out of the food he had stored
So he tried to get out,
But big dog was about

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One day mole was feeling bored
He’d run out of the food he had stored
So he tried to get out,
But big dog was about
Surprise, it was a bull and he got gored

Someone quickly called for an ambulance,

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Someone quickly called for an ambulance,
Mole “do you need first aid by any chance?”

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Someone quickly called for an ambulance,
Mole “do you need first aid by any chance?”
Mole pointed to the gore hole

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Someone quickly called for an ambulance,
Mole “do you need first aid by any chance?”
Mole pointed to the gore hole
So much blood he needed a bowl

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Someone quickly called for an ambulance,
Mole “do you need first aid by any chance?”
Mole pointed to the gore hole
So much blood he needed a bowl
Is the ambulance here yet perchance?

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The ambulance arrived at last