Limerick (Part 4)

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So the man from Nepal went away
He may return one fine day
He’s staying with a friend
Who is now on the mend
So the Nepalese man has to pay.

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I went for a trike ride today

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I went for a trike ride today
And fell into a field of hay

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I went for a trike ride today
And fell into a field of hay
I dented my ego

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I went for a trike ride today
And fell into a field of hay
Nowt hurt just my pride

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I went for a trike ride today
And fell into a field of hay
Nowt hurt just my pride
But I almost just cried

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I went for a trike ride today
And fell into a field of hay
Nowt hurt just my pride
But I almost just cried
Tomorrow I’ll go out on a sleigh

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When throwing my dog a large stick

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When throwing my dog a stick
The stick hit a man called Dick

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When throwing my dog a stick
The stick hit a man called Dick
He said “Watch what your doing”

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When throwing my dog a stick
The stick hit a man called Dick
He said “Watch what your doing”
I was in the middle of pooing

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When throwing my dog a stick
The stick hit a man called Dick
He said “Watch what your doing”
I was in the middle of pooing
To much info, I feel sick.

Now this man called dick was upset

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Now this man Dick was upset
His heart raced he started to sweat

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Now this man Dick was upset
His heart raced he started to sweat
He started to shiver

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Now this man Dick was upset
His heart raced he started to sweat
He started to shiver
To shake and to quiver

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Now this man Dick was upset
His heart raced he started to sweat
He started to shiver
To shake and to quiver
And his dangly bits felt really wet. :smiley:

I knew a young woman called Mabel

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I knew a young woman called Mabel
Who refused to, but I knew she was able

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I knew a young woman called Mabel
who refused to, but I knew she was able
One night after dark

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I knew a young woman called Mabel
Who refused to, but I knew she was able
One night after dark
Wet met in the park

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I knew a young woman called Mabel
Who refused to, but I knew she was able
One night after dark
Wet met in the park
And finished up under the table.

I went for a walk on the pier