Limerick (Part 4)

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A squirrel jumped into the garden
Without so much as: Beg your pardon !
He chased my cat

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A squirrel jumped into the garden
Without so much as: Beg your pardon !
He chased my cat
That was way to fat

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A squirrel jumped into the garden
Without so much as: beg your pardon
He chased my cat
That was way too fat
And they raced all the way to Earls Barton.

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Maude fancied a day at the zoo

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Maude fancied a day at the zoo
No idea who she is, do you?

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Maude fancied a day at the zoo
No idea who she is, do you?
The elephants knew her

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Maude fancied a day at the zoo
No idea who she is, do you?
The elephants knew her
And the tigers did purr

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Maude fancied a day at the zoo
No idea who she is, do you?
The elephants knew her
And the tigers did purr
And the monkey said how do you do.

I went to the pool for a dip

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I went to the pool for a dip
And swallowed a load, well a sip

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I went to the pool for a dip
And swallowed a load , well a sip !
It tasted like champers

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I went to the pool for a dip
And swallowed a load, well a sip
It tasted like champers
More like a wet Pampers

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I went to the pool for a dip
And swallowed a load , well a sip
It tasted like champers
More like a wet pampers
And now I just feel so sick !

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I once met a man from Nepal

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I once met a man from Nepal
Who said " Can I sleep in your hall"?

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I once met a man from Nepal
Who said " Can I sleep in your hall"?
I said, “sorry mate”

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I one met a man from Nepal
Who said " Can I sleep in your hall"?
I said “Sorry mate”
“But you’ve left it too late”

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I one met a man from Nepal
Who said " Can I sleep in your hall"?
I said “Sorry mate”
“But you’ve left it too late”
Nothing personal, I’m full up that’s all.

So the man from Nepal went away

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So the man from Nepal went away
He may return one fine day

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So the man from Nepal went away
He may return one done day
He’s staying with a friend

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So the man from Nepal went away
He may return one fine day
He’s staying with a friend
Who is now on the mend