Limerick (Part 4)

A nice cuppa is just what I want
Well come here if you fancy a jaunt
I’m now on my way

A nice cuppa is just what I want
Well come here if you fancy a jaunt
I’m now on my way
See you later today

A nice cuppa is just what I want
Well come here if you fancy a jaunt
I’m now on my way
See you later today
If you wouldn’t think me too ignoraunt…:blush:

I wasn’t looking that way when

I wasn’t looking that way when
I was assaulted by a giant hen

I wasn’t looking that way when
I was assaulted by a giant hen
It felt a bit peckish

I was’t looking that way when
I was assaulted by a giant hen
It felt a bit peckish
Or had some kind of fetish

I was’t looking that way when
I was assaulted by a giant hen
It felt a bit peckish
Or had some kind of fetish
But i liked it so went back again

I met a young maid from Madrid

Hi Tezza, welcome to the Limerick thread ! :wink:

I met a young maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did ! :smiley:

Hi Tezza, welcome to the Limerick thread ! :wink:

I met a young maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did ! :smiley:
When asked if she would

Hi Gilly :smiley:

I met a young maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did
When asked if she would
She said she was good :wink:

I met ayoung maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did
When asked if she would
She said she was good
But hinted she’d do what I bid. :mini:

Jack the lad went off into town

Jack the lad went off to town
His poor worried Mum had a frown

Jack the lad went off to town
His poor worried Mum had a frown
Jack met sultry Sue

I met a young maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did !
When asked if she would
She said: If only I could

Jack the lad went off into town
His poor worried Mum had a frown
Jack met sultry Sue
Who said get in the queue

Jack the lad went off into town
His poor worried Mum had a frown
Jack met sultry Sue
Who said get in the queue
So he did but he tripped and fell down.

I met a young maid from Madrid
Who said she didn’t - but she did !
When asked if she would
She said: If only I could
But my fella closed the lid !

Well I think that’s cleared the back log, so we’ll start afresh !:slight_smile:

A squirrel jumped into the garden

A squirrel jumped into the garden
Without as much as: Beg your Pardon !