Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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I went for a walk on the pier
Lucky the pier is quite near

482

I went for a walk on the pier
Lucky the pier is quite near
The sea was quite rough

483

I went for a walk on the pier
Lucky the pier is quite near
The sea was quite rough
My spouse had enough

484

I went for aa walk on the pier
Lucky the pier is quite near
The sea was quite rough
My spouse had enough
So we went to the pub for a beer :038:

485

I must say that works for me.

486

I must say that works for me
As long as you don’t need a wee :slight_smile:

487

I must say that works for me
As long as you don’t need a wee :slight_smile:
He could slash in the sea?

488

I must say that works for me
As long as you don’t need a wee
He could slash in the sea?
While singing twiddle dee dee

489

I must say this works for me
As long as you don’t need a wee
He could slash in the sea?
While singing twiddle dee dee
Or go to the loo for a fee !

490

A nun was once caught swearing

491

A nun was once caught swearing
They thought it showed not very caring

492

A nun was once caught swearing
They thought it showed not very caring
Then the truth came out

493

A nun was once caught swearing
They thought it showed not caring
Then the truth came out
And she got a clout !

494

A nun was once caught swearing
They thought it showed not caring
Then the truth came out
And she got a clout !
But the pain of it she is bearing !

495

I once had a dream I was rich

496

I once had a dream I was rich
Then I awoke , life’s a bitch !

497

I once had a dream I was rich
Then I awoke, life’s a bitch
Cos really i’m poor

498

I once had a dream I was rich
Then I awoke, life’s a bitch
Cos really i’m poor
Potless for sure

499

I once had a dream I was rich
Then I awake, life’s a bitch
Cos really i’m poor
Potless for sure
My ex nicked it all , the witch!

500

A lady from Essex once said