So Sid and Jim, Ethel and Mary
Arranged to meet up, although Sid was wary
Cos Jim got the nice one while he got the dog
So Sid and Jim, Ethel and Mary
Arranged to meet up, although Sid was wary
Cos Jim got the nice one while he got the dog
So Sid made his escape through the window of the bog
So Sid and Jim, Ethel and Mary
Arranged to meet up, although Sid was wary
Cos Jim got the nice one while he got the dog
So Sid made his escape through the window of the bog
No more double dates for Sid - he found it too scary.
Sid decided to become celibate
Sid decided to become celibate
As he was feeling quite delicate
Sid decided to become celibate
As he was feeling quite delicate
So all alone, his life went on
Sid decided to become celibate
As he was feeling quite delicate
So all alone, his life went on
Thoughts of meeting someone gone
Sid decided to become celibate
As he was feeling quite delicate
So all alone, his left went on
Thoughts of meeting someone gone
Till he finally adopted a cat.
He names his new friend Ben
He names his new friend Ben
And Sid felt happy again
His names his new friend Ben
And Sid felt happy again
But a girlfriend Ben found
He names his new friend Ben
And Sid felt happy again
But a girlfriend Ben found
Then Ben was no longer around
He names his new friend Ben
And Sid felt happy again
But a girlfriend Ben found
Then Ben was no longer around
So Sid found a new mate - Ken. 
The rabbit said to the mole
The rabbit said to the mole
Oy you! This is my hole
The rabbit said to the mole
Oy you! This is my hole
Get out of here
The rabbit said to the mole
Oy you! This is my hole
Get out of here
Shed not a tear,
The rabbit said to the mole
Oy you! this is my hole
Get out of here
Shed not a tear,
Go and see that new foal.
The romeo wore his best shirt
The romeo wore his best shirt
Fell over and spoiled it with dirt
The romeo wore his best shirt
Fell over and spoiled it with dirt
Ripped his new jeans
The romeo wore his best shirt
Fell over and spoiled it with dirt
Ripped his new jeans
And ate too many beans
The romeo wore his best shirt
Fell over and spoiled it with dirt
Ripped his new jeans
And ate too many beans
So he decided to wear his old skirt
Romeo went out on the town in his dress