So next Sid tried his hand at Tinder
For best way to proceed to consider
Then a gorgeous young girl
So next Sid tried his hand at Tinder
For best way to proceed to consider
Then a gorgeous young girl
Let him give her a twirl
So next Sid tried his hand at Tinder
For best way to proceed to consider
Then a gorgeous young girl
Let him give her a twirl
But against the wall he pinned her.
She screamed for him to let go
She screamed for him to let go
'Cos he was standing right on her toe
She screamed for him to let go
'Cos he was standing right on her toe
She really didn’t like him
She screamed for him to let go
'Cos he was standing right on her toe
She really didn’t like him
She preferred her men slim
She screamed for him to let go
'Cos he was standing right on her toe
She really didn’t like him
She preferred her men slim
In her estimation Sid scored low.
Sid had better luck next time
Sid had better luck next time
With a Geordie in Newcastle Under Lyme
Sid had better luck next time
With a Geordie in Newcastle Under Lyme
She was a sweet young lass
Sid had better luck next time
With a Geordie in Newcastle Under Lyme
She was a sweet young lass
But lacking in class
Sid had better luck next time
With a Geordie in Newcastle Under Lyme
She was a sweet young lass
But lacking in class
When she asked for a lager and lime.
He walked her home at the end of the night
He walked her home at the end of the night
He hadn’t bought supper so she considered him tight
He walked her home at the end of the night
He hadn’t bought supper so she considered him tight
Her feet hurt after the six mile walk
He walked her home at the end of the night
He hadn’t bought supper so she considered him tight
Her feet hurt after the six mile walk
So he wasn’t invited in for a talk
He walked her home at the end of the night
He hadn’t bought supper so she considered him tight
Her feet hurt after the six mile walk
So he wasn’t invited in for a talk
Not even a kiss, Sid thought this can’t be right.
So Sid asked his friend for some advice
So Sid asked his friend for some advice
As he’s now recently been dumped thrice
So Sid asked his friend for some advice
As he’s now recently been dumped thrice
Sid and friend went out on the town
So Sid asked his friend for some advice
As he’s now recently been dumped thrice
Sid and friend went out on the town
To stop him from feeling so down
So Sid asked his friend for some advice
As he’s now recently been dumped thrice
Sid and friend went out on the town
To stop him from feeling so down
They chatted up a couple of girls who seemed nice.
So Sid and Jim, Ethel and Mary
So Sid and Jim, Ethel and Mary
Arranged to meet up, although Sid was wary