Then out of the blue one day
True love seemed to come her way
He was a really nice guy
But told the occasional lie
Then out of the blue one day
True love seemed to come her way
He was a really nice guy
But told the occasional lie
She later discovered he was gay.
She believes he was after her cash
She believes he was after her cash
Of which she had a good stash
She believes he was after her cash
Of which she had a good stash
But it was in a safe place
She believes he was after her cash
Of which she had a good stash
But it was in a safe place
And just to save face
She believes he was after her cash
Of which she had a good stash
But it was in a safe place
And just to save face
She left him in a flash.
When Sid was learning to dance
Never been on this thread before, but I’ll give it a go…
When Sid was learning to dance
He looked like he was in a trance
When Sid was learningn to dance
He looked like he was in a trance
He was all of a flutter
(Hi Floydy) 
But danced like a nutter
Hi Mups! 
When Sid was learningn to dance
He looked like he was in a trance
He was all of a flutter
But danced like a butter
As round and round he did prance.
On Strictly he wanted to be seen
On Strictly he wanted to be seen
And be judged by that Italian `queen’
On Strictly he wanted to be seen
And be judged by that Italian `queen’
Bruno awarded him a “seven”
On Strictly he wanted to be seen
And be judged by that Italian `queen’
Bruno awarded him a “seven”
Sid was in heaven
On Strictly he wanted to be seen
And be judged by that Italian `queen’
Bruno awarded him a “seven”
Sid was in heaven
And his mates, with envy, were green.
He then turned to Dancing on Ice
He then turned to Dancing on Ice
His partner was ever so nice
He then turned to Dancing on Ice
His partner was ever so nice
But he kept falling down
He then turned to Dancing on Ice
His partner was ever so nice
But he kept falling down
And looked like a clown
He then turned to Dancing on Ice
His partner was ever so nice
But he kept falling down
And looked like a clown
A complete berk to be precise
So next Sid tried is hand at Tinder
Hands up, I had to Google “tinder” before I could respond …
So next Sid tried his hand at Tinder
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