Limerick (Part 4)

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But Bert was a passionate man
So he picked up with a lass called Fran
Who was buxom and pert
And seemed a dead cert
But she preferred to go out with Stan

Now Stan, had plenty of brass

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Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class

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Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill

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Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill
Although she was over the hill

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Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill
Although she was over the hill
She was buxom with one helluva’n ass :slight_smile:

Fran’s sister was immediately jealous

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Fran’s sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas

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Fran’s sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde

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Fran’s sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde
As if by a wave of a wand

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Fran’s sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde
As if by a wave of a wand
What happened next, pray tell us?

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Emma (Fran’s sister) went a-flirting

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Emma (Fran’s sister) went a-flirting
Which Fran found quite disconcerting

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Emma (Fran’s sister) went a-flirting
Which Fran found quite disconcerting
Cos she couldn’t compete

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Emma (Fran’s sister) went a flirting
Which Fran found quite discerting
Cos she couldn’t compete
Not a man did she meet

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Emma (Fran’s sister) went a flirting
Which Fran found quite discerting
Cos she couldn’t compete
Not a man did she meet
Understandably her feelings were hurting.

Online dating she decided to try

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Online dating she decided to try
Hoping to meet a decent guy

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Online dating she decided to try
Hoping to meet a decent guy
But some wanted just sex

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Online dating she decided to try
Hoping to meet a decent guy
But some wanted just sex
To which she objects

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Online dating she decided to try
Hoping to meet a decent guy
But some wanted just sex
To which she objects
As she was so painfully shy.

Then out of the blue one day

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Then out of the blue one day
True love seemed to come her way

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Then out of the blue one day
True love seemed to come her way
He was a really nice guy