Limerick (Part 4)

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When Fred wass in Tesco one day
At the checkout, he was unable to pay
But a kindly old soul
Knew Fred from the dole
And settled his bill right away.

Fred invited his benefactor to tea

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Fred invited his benefactor to tea
Had the cheek to charge a large fee

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Fred invited his benefactor to tea
Had the cheek to charge a large fee
Push came to shove,

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Fred invited his benefactor to tea
Had the cheek to charge a large fee
Push came to shove,
Between them, no love

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Fred invited his benefactor to tea
Had the cheek to charge a large fee
Push came to shove
Between them, no love
But’s that’s just between you and me.

Old Bertie was chatting up Flo

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Old Bertie was chatting up Flo
On a date he was hoping to go

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Old Bertie was chatting up Flo
On a date he was hoping to go
He prepared his speech well

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Old Bertie was chatting up Flo
On a date he was hoping to go
He prepared his speech well
But she said “Go to hell”

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Old Bertie was chatting up Flo
On a date he was hoping to go
He prepared his speech well
But she said “Go to hell”
Poor Bert never expected a “No.” :frowning:

So Bert tried his luck with Nellie

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So Bert tried his luck with Nellie
The one with the really big belly

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So Bert tried his luck with Nellie
The one with the really big belly
On a date they did go

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So Bert tried his luck with Nellie
The one with the really big belly
On a date they did go
To the Chagrin of Flo

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So Bert tried his luck with Nellie
The one with the really big belly
On a date they did go
To the Chagrin of Flo
Who hurled at them her size 6 welly.

But Nellie on Bert was still keen

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But Nellie on Bert was still keen
Tho she had a rival called Jean

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But Nellie on Bert was still keen
Tho she had a rival called Jean
Jean hooked up with Flo

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But Nellie on Bert was still keen
Tho she had a rival called Jean
Jean hooked up with Flo
And told her to go

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But Nellie on Bert was still keen
Tho she had a rival called Jean
Jean hooked up with Flo
And told her to go
And poor Nellie was again never seen.

But Bert was a passionate man

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But Bert was a passionate man
So he picked up with a lass called Fran

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But Bert was a passionate man
So he picked up with a lass called Fran
Who was buxom and pert

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But Bert was a passionate man
So he picked up with a lass called Fran
Who was buxom and pert
And seemed a dead cert