Limerick (Part 4)

General Chat Games
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What you gonna do tonight
Go to bed and turn out the light

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What you gonna do tonight
Go to bed and turn out the light
Close my eyes and start counting sheep

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What you gonna do tonight
Go to bed and turn out the light
Close my eyes and start counting sheep
Hope I drift off and my sleep is deep

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I’m yawning now, I’ll bid you Goodnight

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What you gonna do tonight
Go to bed and turn out the light
Close my eyes and start counting sheep
Hope I drift off and my sleep is deep
I’m yawning now, I’ll bid you Goodnight

Did you hear about Mary McDuff

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Did you hear about Mary McDuff
Who was always taking the huff

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Did you hear about Mary McDuff
Who was always taking the huff
She’d stomp out of a room

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Did you hear about Mary McDuff
Who was always taking the huff
She’d stomp out of a room
Having caused such gloom

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Did you hear about Mary McDuff
Who was always taking the huff
She’d stomp out of a room
Having caused such gloom
Her attitude was that it’s tough!

Mary had only one friend

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Mary had only one friend
Whom she always drove round the bend

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Mary had only one friend
Whom she always drove round the bend
But Mary’s friend Joan

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Mary had only one friend
Whom she always drove round the bend
But Mary’s friend Joan
About whom she would moan

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Mary had only one friend
Whom she always drove round the bend
But Mary’s friend Joan
About whom she would moan
Was kind and a helping hand she’d lend.

Joan would go out of her way

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Joan would go out of her way
To do a good deed each day

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Joan would go out of her way
To do a good deed each day
She had a good heart

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Joan would go out of her way
To do a good deed each day
She had a good heart
And tried to impart

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Joan would g out of her way
To do a good deed each day
She had a good heart
And tried to impart
A kind word every day.

When Fred was in Tesco one day

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When Fred was in Tesco one day
At the checkout, he was unable to pay

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When Fred was in Tesco one day
At the checkout, he was unable to pay
But a kindly old soul

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When Fred wass in Tesco one day
At the checkout, he was unable to pay
But a kindly old soul
Knew Fred from the dole